You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
