Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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