So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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