i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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