just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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