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ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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