so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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