I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
did i walk over a car last night?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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