i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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