i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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