He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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