there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Randomize
