Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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