Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i came on her dog
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
