We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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