We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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