My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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