at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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