Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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