Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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