id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
