The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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