I cannot find my penis.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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