She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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