am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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