But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
