Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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