I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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