Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
When did angry sex become our thing?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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