I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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