I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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