420 ftw
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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