member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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This couple is walking their pig around campus
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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