I think I just saw someone hide a body.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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