I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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