My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
