i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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