I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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