Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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