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• (703): View more from Virginia

  it wasn't lemon gatorade

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• (619): View more from California

  The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (716): View more from New York

  I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  There's always time for handjobs

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.

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• (510): View more from California

  Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.

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  I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea

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• (818): View more from California

  My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said

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• (716): View more from New York

  Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.

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