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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  What tipped you off? The sombrero?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?

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  She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.

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• (716): View more from New York

  he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with

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  You went over didnt you?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.

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• (760): View more from California

  learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.

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