worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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