wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many