I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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