ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.