she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.