i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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