Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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