If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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