we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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