She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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