If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he was CRYING into my vagina
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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