Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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