help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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