i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
are you so shy because you have an std?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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