Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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