Say something about gay babies.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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