THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
smell my finger.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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