I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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