Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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