She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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