have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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